Thursday, April 27, 2006

They're coming to take her away...

Ex-cop, Stephany Cohen has been contacted by dead football star Emlyn Hughes, who, it seems, wants her to set up an urgent meeting with Liverpool FC manager Rafa Benitez.

She has e-mailed the club to let them know but so far they haven't responded (surprise, surprise).

Miss Cohen, a spiritual healer and professional fruitcake, was last in the news three years ago with claims that aliens were giving her orgasms.

She says: " My body is like a car and if I let another person (or alien?) control the car then they control the car and the spirit."

Uh, yeah.

While Miss Cohen still keeps in touch with her extraterrestrial lovers her present priority is to meet with Mr Benitez.

"Emlyn Hughes' spirit would take over my body and then anybody would be able to ask questions," she says.

But its all preparatory to the arrival of the aliens, who are apparently from Andromeda.

"At the moment we are trying to build up my energy to speak to them."

If all goes well with her "energy" she reckons humans could be conversing with aliens, or "Grays", later this year.

Stephany believes the Grays have been interested in her for many lifetimes, including when she was Joan of Arc.

Slow workers, huh?

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